i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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