I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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