i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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