fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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