yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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