I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
COCAINE IS GR8
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
