i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
organizing the empties. That sober.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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