is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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