What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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