If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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