I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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