I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Randomize
