babies were throwing up all over the place
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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