WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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