Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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