Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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