Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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