I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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