I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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