Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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