My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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