When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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