Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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