I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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