this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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