all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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