Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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