Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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