My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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