I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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