Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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