Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
