I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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