She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am midnight drunk by noon
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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