Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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