Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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