Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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