My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
