I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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