why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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