i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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