windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
