Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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