so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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