i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
