Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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