I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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