i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
