this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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