Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
