butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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