Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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