Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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