Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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