Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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