Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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