I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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